Is everyone ready for Thanksgiving? I know I am, mostly for the time off and spending some lovely time with some friends I’ve not seen in a while.
Holiday shipping schedule is up. Please check it out.
Please remember, bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part.
Joking - not joking.
These last 3 years.......#Right?!!!
I thought last year was bad...well and the year before that was no picnic either. Maybe I’m just super tired but damn it, 2022. The Denial of what is still going on has me exhausted and is challenging to say the least.
Contrary to so many people thinking Covid is over and we are back to normal, I’m just not seeing it. Supply chains are still different. Prices that went up last year are even higher this year. Inflation is here for real, and again (yes, this is quite similar to my post about this last year) everyone and their brother, sister, dog, hamster, artisan bread starter and 2rd cousin 5th removed plus the guy down the street are doing Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales…..and I don’t know about you, but I’ve already lost count how many emails I’ve received about it….and it is just bloody exhausting. Especially when I get 6 from the same company like I don’t know what the hell they are.
Before I get to what you bloody well know is coming I want to make this clear.
This will be the ONLY email/announcement combo you get from us concerning you know what.
What is it? Well, you know….but… in 19 years of business, last year is the first time I have ever done a you know what sale….and I still have to snub my nose at it. Therefore, yet again, I’m going to do it my way. In times past I’ve done an Appreciation thing, an Expansion discount and a HOLYFUCKWHATTHEHELLJUSTHAPPENEDWITH2020THROUGHNOWIWANTTOHELP whatever it was and I’m again feeling the draw again with inflation and all, so, here.
Starting Friday (unlike everyone else it seems, I’m not starting it early, I want you to have some quality time with your friends and family tomorrow and not worry abut getting the jump on some sale) …..where was I? Oh right, starting Friday at the strike of midnight through Tuesday strike of midnight (Friday through Monday, ok?) if you use our anti-BFCM anti-inflation code BFCM22 (I really wanted to use aBFCMantiflation22 but although I might be crazy, I’m not that crazy nor an asshole) you will get 22% (for the year ‘22) off all edible products in our retail store. As always, I just can’t do it for equipment as we would literally lose money due to already small margins. So to make it clean, here is that code again:
——> BFCM22 <——
Terms:
12:00am Friday Nov 25th to 11:59pm Monday Nov 28th, 2022 (Friday to Monday)
This is for the Retail Store
There are no restrictions on how many times you can use it.
Not applicable to Equipment Purchases (sorry, our margins just are not high enough).
Please be patient with our turn around time. If this year is anything like last year it will take us more than the usual 1-3 days to get your order out after you receive the shipping notification. We will get everything out as quick as we can but tracking numbers could well take a week before they actually are valid.
FAQ:
No, you cannot combine it with any other offer as our system won’t permit it.
We are not offering it for Wholesale due to the aforementioned supply chain and cost increases. I’m really sorry.
And F&@K, it pains me to say it, but if you come back to me an ask me to apply the code to something you just bought a couple days ago…in lieu of getting really annoyed and being an asshole, I will most likely will literally just ignore you - including any other questions you might have in that email. You’ve been warned. I have to draw the line somewhere.
Finally, I don’t want to leave this on a negative note.
I very much hope everyone is doing ok. Be kind to your fellow humans. I hope this whatever the fuck it is helps you and yours out just a little and if you get the chance, please pay it forward. We all need to look out for one another.
May peace, love and comfort find you as this year closes out and the new year begins.